Numlock News: September 9, 2021 • Space Tele…

By Walt Hickey Analog Crypto, or Something? As the wedding season to end all wedding season is now upon us, the hottest gift of the fall is "cash." The gift — which can come in both physical and digital iterations, per experts — is just like a gift card or a stand mixer, but with other advantages. "Cash" is evidently a fiat-backed currency that is acceptable for all debts public and private, a hot little commodity that is all the rage among newlyweds. Now, it doesn't have the three-in-one mix speeds, dough hook or optional pasta attachment of the stand mixer, but devotees of the currency — which is sort of like Bitcoin, but useful — say that in varying amounts it too can be converted into a dough hook or pasta attachment at the discretion of the newlyweds. According to The Knot,

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