By Walt Hickey Liking Numlock? Forward today’s email to a friend you think may enjoy it and might subscribe. Scooter Users A new survey found that 38 percent of U.S. adults are enormous doofuses who are fine with looking like total dorks in public for a mild convenience. The survey phrased the question as “would you be likely to use a dockless electric scooter if your city adopted it” but we all know what it’s really asking. Among those aged 18 to 29, 42 percent would be likely to use a scooter if available compared to 49 percent who would be likely to use a dockless bike. As such we can definitively conclude that at least 7 percent of millennials have developed literally any shame.